YOU GO GLENN COCO


crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via ugly)

— 1 hour ago with 78095 notes

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

image

(via gaygrl)

— 1 hour ago with 59372 notes

windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

(via sniffing)

— 1 hour ago with 96106 notes
blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

(via sniffing)

— 1 hour ago with 57461 notes
funthot:

hi:

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

funthot:

hi:

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

(Source: hi, via gaygrl)

— 1 hour ago with 313752 notes

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via coluring)

— 1 hour ago with 289555 notes

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

(Source: clarkchan1211, via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 1 hour ago with 181507 notes