madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

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im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions
me fucking lying to myself (via youtubeofficial)

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stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

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pkmntrainerlen:


ryannxp:

she threw a table……. she swatted a flying chair with her purse……. and then she caught another chair………… hOW

black wonder woman

pkmntrainerlen:

ryannxp:

she threw a table……. she swatted a flying chair with her purse……. and then she caught another chair………… hOW

black wonder woman

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tsarbucks:

when you type something in wrong but autocorrect doesn’t catch it because it’s a real word

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

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letspreachonmanicstreet:

rabioheab:

the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation

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DEAR DAVID TENNANT,

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

sarcastic-sherlock:

winterinthetardis:

WHY THE HELL

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CAN YOU NOT

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FREAKING

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CLOSE

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BOTH OF

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YOUR EYES

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AT THE

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SAME TIME

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WHEN YOU BLINK?!

Don’t be stupid

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man, fuck this post

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